Saturday, February 10, 2007

A Message from Tootsie DippinHoney

My Uncle Farcus DippinDunkin sent this along to break up the routine of my day. Everyone can use a little humor in their lives every now and then. Give this a try and see if if puts a smile on your face. Be sure to post your name in the comments category so we can all laugh at you...err, I mean laugh with you :)

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave
Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dinky

z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hams ter

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice


Anonymous said...


Cory Parris said...

Very funny! I'd like to thank you for posting this. The DippinDoodle family got a big laugh. We are now Dorfus, Snooty, Dinky, Boobie and Boobie the younger DippinDoodle.

Anonymous said...

Hi Hubby, The rest of your clan is Mrs. Snickle DippinHiney
Our First born is: Sneezy DippinHiney
Our Second born is Stinky DippinHiney. Cute!

Meg said...

Dumbo RhinoNose.... Yes I'm sure Peter is falling down laughing right now ;)